seems like an eternity since I last blogged. So what has been happeing in the world of the hobbit. Hmm. Well firstly went back to blighty for a couple of days. Was nice(although Seth has no navigational skills at all) , but when I came back to CPH it really felt like home. ah sigh. So what else has been happening, well myself, little 2 and the Convict have reverted to talking like bbc correspondants whenever we converse, the Snoopy twins are going through men at a frightening speed with certain lovebites at certain parties. we are now searching cph for the criminal and are possibly conisidering hiring a hitman to break some legs. Frau is still having clothing issues, and has now informed me that her national dresscode consists of lime green... and only limegreen although she may possibly be going naked to the party. Little on the other hand is contesting this. Meanwhile both are having washing up issues, with the whole incident threatening to cause a major international incident due to Fraus multiuple sexual encounters with many countries... in her own words "not quite... but im working on it". Jesus Christ I live is a looney bin! "Lower the globe!" and... "Fire the laser!!"

Estel as usual is beautiful, Sergi equally so with his parents now visiting. I wanted to say hi but they no comprendo englisho. Never mind. The girls house is equally crazy with Anna as usual being a fantastic cook, bucdking the Catalan trend! Chrissie has all sorts of strange objects in her room.

We have a new member of the family - jeff the pumpkin which we used for out halloween dinner - although he is ageing rapidly and starting to smell. Alicia on the other hand cooks wonderfully at our house... so much so that the following morning little 2 and I had a minr fight over the remnants of chocolate cake. In the words of the convict... settle!

Ah onwards and upwards, Sheffield has emailed me my conversion points for the programme and it is now looking rather good. yay.

We went to the MTV music awards last night, courtesy of Alex and Natalie, to whom I am very grateful as I double booked the tickets resulting in a rather angry looking mothership who preceeded to smack me for my incompetence. Australian temper. No wonder we deported her! Natalie cooked and amazing meal 4 me and little 2.

However the night was bloody freezing. So much so that the previous day it was snowing, with the Aussies gazing out the window as they had never seen snow fall from the sky. bloody freezing.

Which is exactly the temp. in Radhuspladsen. It was so cold, but was fun to be with Seth Chris Nat Alex and Freya. Saw amazing concerts live in the sqaure. Natalie and I went crazy when the Killers came on, and were shouting loudly in untuned voices ato all the words with the Danes looking at us like we were from another planet!! We stood in the cold for 5 hours to watch Jet, Keane, Snoopdog and Farrell whho each wore the dead skins of half a forest to protect themselves from the Scand. winter. Incredible. Although the others in our house went into the actual awards ceremony... I think we had the better deal.

Anyway blabbling on for far too long... Jule Ol is being released tonight!! Wooo!! Or in English Christmas beer...! In Denmark any excuse for a party

So it means I will be home at 4pm tomorrow afternoon